Anonymous asked: but if people read through the blog and realize it's satirical won't your joke be over? or is that what you want? what kind of asks do you want now?
yes the joke is over
we were originally only planning to keep the blog for about a week and it’s spawned into a year and a half of laughs and a lot of anon hate
but now it is over
you can send whatever asks you want yo but the only reason i’m keeping this blog up is as a testament to the homestuck fandom
jeanroqueraltique asked: please. tell me what i can do to stop the immoral shitfest that is stridercest.
change your url you foul heathen
sspread-l0ve-like-vi0lence asked: People should be able to ship what ever they want without the ignorance of people like you. They aren't even real people, so what's wrong with it? Oh yeah "have you read through this blog at all" or "hail satan" I haven't read through this blog because There's nothing to read with all the fucking asks..one question, why the fuck do you care?
I ASK PEOPLE IF THEY’VE READ THROUGH THIS BLOG BECAUSE LITERALLY ON THE FIRST PAGE I HAVE EXPLAINED THAT IT IS A SATIRICAL BLOG AND THAT BOTH OF THE MODS SHIP STRIDERCEST YOU FUCKING LAZY-ASS NUMBNUT
qu33nbeee asked: ummm... i dont want to be rude, because you are a real person and you have your own opinions and such, but just because you dont like a ship (i know incest is bad, and people REALLY shouldnt do it, i mean look at the old Europe royalty fuck) i dont think its really all that okay to tell people who ship it, to stop. you can reply with hail Satan or whatever, but you're telling people to stop liking something they like, and thats kinda sorta rude or whatever... i get why you dont like it though.
did you read through this blog at all
watch-the-stairs-bro asked: What is wrong with you? Why are you trying to tear this fandom apart? If you were a real homestuck, you wouldn't care who ships what because that's the way of the homestuck. Stop trying to make people believe that homestuck is a terrible fandom.
have you read any of this blog
Anonymous asked: youre probably some fucking nine year old bible humper and a product of incest yourself. holy shit you make me sick. i dont even ship any incest pairings, but youre fucking disgusting. how dare you pump so much hate into this fucking fandom. it's people like you that make me hate this fandom. you go to these lengths just to bash the relationship of a FICTIONAL FUCKING PAIRING?? what the fuck is wrong with your head that you go this far over fictional characters????
whenever we get asks like this i always have to take a step back and think
"did this person read through the blog? did they really scroll through and come to the conclusion that there is no element of satire whatsoever here? do they not realize that both of the mods are stridercest shippers, and in sending these stunningly hate-filled messages they are in fact playing exactly into the image of the shipper that we are poking fun at??"
then i have to take a step further. examine the message. ”yes, it would be wrong if we were unironically whining about stridercest left and right. but… we never post in the tag. how you found this blog is beyond us. did it never occur to you that there are real people running this blog?? did it never occur to you that those people have thoughts and feelings and can be hurt? to quote your lovely ask, ‘what the fuck is wrong with your head that you go this far over fictional characters????’”
we ship stridercest. we have since the beginning. that’s the whole joke.
most people have figured that out and can laugh at this blog. anons like you just can’t seem to think long enough to keep from typing out hate and pressing send. i’ll assume this is not the first anonymous hate message you’ve sent, nor will it be the last.
so hello and goodbye, motherfucker. you’ll probably never see this but that’s okay.
satirical blog out.
Anonymous asked: are you fucking kidding me? an entire blog dedicated to hating ONE FUCKING PAIRING??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH?? HOLY SHIT LET PEOPLE FUCKING SHIP WHAT THEY WANT. I DONT SEE FUCKING SUPERNATURAL FANS RALLY AGAINST INCEST PAIRINGS. YOU'RE FUCKING DISGUSTING. YOU MAKE ME SICK. ALL THIS HATE FOR ONE FUCKING PAIRING. THERE ARE MORE INCEST PAIRINGS?? HOLY SHIT YOURE A CHILDISH FOOL.
i was just going to respond with the usual hail satan but this ask made me angry
we are a queer couple how dare you compare us to westboro
hetahomestuckgirl asked: omg your blog is like.. wtf. stridercest isnt ment to be like gross. they are just charactors. it doesnt mean you want real incest. just the charactors are hot togeather
Anonymous asked: hello um I normally wouldn't do this but seeing this actually really pissed me off I'm sorry but its fanfiction and fan art there's a difference between incest in a fanfic and incest in real life you can do whatever you want in a fanfic and actually be against it in real life there's a difference like people supporting a child Romano and adult Spain or Orochimaru and Sasuke there really is a difference I'm sorry but people are allowed to support what they want. Being a hater only gets haters
Anonymous asked: Okay, u know what I respect ur opinion on dif ships than that but I mean really r u kidding me???? That's the opinion not yours. You can't tell them what to do ok? Ok.